October 31, 2009

TRICK U AIN’T NO TREAT!!!

Salutations Lovahs & Hatas!!!
Jam Of The Day: Haunted House-Bigga Rankin & Gucci Mane (BURR!!)

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Just wanted 2 wish everyone who’s celebrating, a happy and safe HALLOWEEEEENNNNN!!!! Ladies don’t get 2 naked with the costumes now and fellas….don’t think the naked trick u meet in the club is a treat ; ) But n e who have a fabulous holiday beetcheeesss and don’t 4get 2 check ur candy and don’t do stupid shit or else this will happen 2 u…
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HAHA!!
Until next time Sugaplumz…this has been a FR3SH Thought 4 ya!! *smoochiez*

August 27, 2009

They Rule The World: Basic Bitches

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!!!

Jam Of The Day: Forever-Drake Ft. Kanye West, Lil Wayne & Eminem

It’s been a goooodddd minute since I posted somethin’ but I have returned sugaplumz : )
But any who, moving onto today’s topic…there’s an invasion going on in our nation. It’s a certain type of female that have been around since the beginning of time, but recently the numbers have increased so much that this pandemic passed the BITCHASSNESS virus. Quite sad. This classification of females are called BASIC BITCHES!!! These females roam the Earth, our nation, our states, our communities, our schools on a daily. They are everywhere. Now the problem with these basic bitches are that not only are they annoying as hell with the way they look and act but also the male species are so attracted and infatuated with these type of females that it’s hard for the very few number of us fabulous women to be taken seriously when it comes to a relationship. I’m going to educate ya’ll on how to spot a basic bitch and remove yourself from her presence before you too become a “BB”…yes they ARE contagious after being within 10 feet of them for at least two days. 1st…let’s go over what a basic bitch looks like shall we.

CLOTHING:
The average basic bitch’s wardrobe consists of all or at least one of the Black owned name brand clothing such as…ENYCE, APPLE BOTTOMS, FETISH (OH LORD I DON’T EVEN THINK EVE MAKES THAT SHIT N E MORE), DEREON, AND THE OH SO LOVED BY HOODRATS ALL OVER LINE…BABY PHAT. A BB will rock a regular ass shirt with 1 of the brands listed above etched on in gold ass, scripted letters with matching jeans and shoes. Also, a BB will try her HARDEST to match her purse with her outfit. If her ‘fit is blue she will most likely purchase a blue bag when she buys her outfit. A Basic Bitch always dresses matchy matchy from head 2 toe…in 2009. BB’s also like to have some type of accessory that has Betty Boop or Winnie The Pooh as well, it’s usually a purse, or shirt, or shoes…gross.

HAIR:
A BB wears her hair in a very…well average style. If she wears weave, it will usually be long as hell to a point where everyone around her knows that shit ain’t hers. Or her weave can be a nice length but 8 out of 10 times it’s jacked 2 the maxx. Tracks visible as hell, real hair is nappy as fuck while the weave is bone straight or the color doesn’t match her natural hair. Another look BB’s go for are ponytails…yes I said it, get mad. A BB will swing that ponytail like it’s the best thing since sliced bread and in this case 9 out of 10 times the ponytail will be light brown while her real hair is jet black…causing the two toned look. Unacceptable. Forbidden. Twit Picable and u know u don’t want that!! There are also BB’s who wear their own hair but the problem with that is that they never do anything new with it. They wear it down and straight at all times, or just put it in a quick ponytail and/or bun, sometimes put too much grease in their head to a point where it doesn’t even move when she moves her head or her ends are split more than a stripper’s legs at Deja Vu…smh.

PHYSICAL FEATURES:
A BB’s physical features vary. Regardless the facial features of a BB are either just AIGHT or ugly point blank period. There’s nothing about her face that make her a beauty or even pretty. Hell, most of the time a BB could look like another BB you’ve probably seen before. The body of a BB now is categorized into 2 groups: The No Shapes or The ButtaHeads. The BB’s with no body are usually the ones who strive to wear cute clothes but fail at that attempt and always do the most when it comes to looking good whether it be putting on way 2 much make-up, or wearing unflattering clothes. Now, the BB population is 75% Buttaheads…the females that are tip drills bc it surely must be her ass cause it AIN’T her face. The ones who a nigga would fuck if she had a paper bag over her head. Yes, buttahead BB’s come a dime a dozen.

ATTITUDE:
Now we’re at the most annoying trait of BB’s…their attitudes. There are two types of BB’s but in the end they all act the same *rolls eyes*. The 1st type of BB are the ones who try to disguise their basicness by simply TRYING to be fabulous and always bragging about what she has…material wise. The Basic Bitch in Fab clothing has nothing to offer. She’s not talented in anything, she doesn’t like to open her mind to new things and she loves to only engage in the cliche pastimes…”clubbing, hanging with friends and shopping”…chyeah just look on a BB’s facebook and you’ll see what I mean. Also she will always be shouting from the rooftops about how many “haters” she has to deal with on a daily. A BB in Fab clothing will always have a status on FB or Tweet on Twitter talking about some “Ugh these bitches are always hatin’ on me, guess that’s the price of being fly” or some dumb shit like that. People who have REAL haters don’t talk about them, they just let them be the fuel to their fire by doing something with themselves. Basic Bitches have IMAGINARY HATERS just like children have imaginary friends. The other type of BB is the type who are just so plain jane that nobody ever really notices her. She always has boring ass statuses or tweets talking about some “just got back from hanging with so and so…had fun. Time for bed. Goodnight.” Yeah goodnight 2 that info we don’t care about!!! This type of BB is blah as fuck but has a man at least 85% of the time (and yes ppl are shocked at that fact) and 70% of the time the guy is actually attractive and oh so in love with her. Smh 2x. Let’s get to how a BB acts when it comes to a relationship shall we?? A Basic Bitch makes the phrase “Ride or Die” chick something that real women no longer want to claim due to the fact that if a BB is with a no good ass, lying, cheating little boy she will not leave him once she has evidence that he indeed fucks other females and/or gets them pregnant as well, she will stay by his side after drying her eyes and she will call the females her man has slept with the hoes. Dumb I know right. A BB will preach that she’s WIFEY (if u ain’t THE WIFE with an acutal ring u ain’t shit low key) and he always will come back to her and these other bitches don’t matter and blahzay blahzay….girl please, you look like a damn fool. BB’s have took the term “ride or die” and twisted it so that when we now hear a female say “I’m a ride or die bitch” then usually she has a boyfriend who be doing her DIR-TY with his community dick. Not a good look.

So now that you all know how to spot a Basic Bitch… my ladies, don’t befriend a BB or even look their way. Majority of the fellas have already been sucked into their web except a good 20% of em know a BB when they see one and run. So for the scarce number of guys who don’t want a basic bitch…protect yourself.

Until next time Lovahs && Hatas….This has been a FR3SH Thought 4 ya!!! : )

July 27, 2009

I’ll Be Back

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!!

Jam of The Day: Run This Town-Jay-Z Ft. Rihanna & Kanye West

Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend!!! But n e who….I got nothin’ 2day 4 ya’ll but I just wanted 2 say. Kinda going through a block right now but I’ll be back in time. : )

Until Next Time Lovahs && Hatas…This has been a FR3SH REMINDER 4 ya : ) *smoochiez*

July 21, 2009

Top 5 Mistakes The Male Species Make

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!!
Jam of the Day: Nasty Song-Lil Ru

Soooo a while back I did a post 4 the top 5 mistakes us females make when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex. Now it’s the fellas’ turn. I think this topic is somewhat more controversial than the female version bc a lot of so-called men are in denial about their actions and a lot of guys wonder why SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO..SO many females are shoutin’ 2 the rooftops “Niggas ain’t shit!!” There’s a reason 4 that…actually plenty but I narrowed the list down 2 the top 5 mistakes which give women the green light 2 not take most men seriously nowadays. Now if u really don’t care abt a female takin’ u seriously then this list doesn’t apply 2 u. Starting with Numberrr Fivveee Keep reading →

July 14, 2009

Love It Or Hate It??!!

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!

Jam of The Day: The One-Mary J. Blige Ft. Drake

Hope everyone had a fabulous weekend!! 2day is all about ur opinion on new music Sugaplumz. 1st up..Mr. Just a Friend.

Hmm...Not feelin' the Conehead look Mario. Grow Ya Shit Back Babe.

Hmm...Not feelin' the Conehead look Mario. Grow Ya Shit Back Babe.

Peeped Mario’s new video for his song “Break Up” featuring Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane (Burr!!) 2day off his new album titled “And Then There Was Me”. 4 starters I LOVE this song…especially since Gucci is on it but the video concept is great as well. Not too much goin’ on and still is like a mini movie. Mario gave us just the right kind of video 2 go with this hot song. Check out the vid…btw Sean Garrett’s body is bangin’ 2 : )

Soo what ya’ll think?? Love it or hate it??

NEEEXXTT!!

Keep reading →

July 8, 2009

Slumber Alert (Don’t Sleep on These Newcomers Like Ya’ll Did Drake!!)

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!!

Jam of The Day: Wetter-Twista

2009 has been filled with new artists who bring a new kind of approach 2 the music world. But there are some artists that nobody knows about whatsoever who I consider 2 be pretty good and deserve more recognition. It’s time ya’ll stop hittin’ the snooze button and wake up!!! Let’s start with Miss Rye Rye!!!

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Keep reading →

July 6, 2009

The FR3SH List!!! (Coming Attractions Edition)

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!

Jam of The Day: Hatin’ On Me-Jeremih

This summer and upcoming fall has a lot in store for us sugaplumz!!! I found some movies due to hit theaters that are worthy of making the FR3SH List : ) Some I’m sure you’ve heard of already and some you haven’t. Let’s start with the one I’m most excited about!!! Yeeeee!! Keep reading →

July 2, 2009

U 2 Can Be FIERCE Soon…&& MJ Updates (Yes Mama Katherine!!)

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!!!
Jam of The Day: Obsessed (remix)-Mariah Carey Ft. Gucci Mane (Burr!!)
N e who….SASHA FIERCE is comin’ 2 the racks ladies!!

Cute but a splash of color would be nice

Cute but a splash of color would be nice

Keep reading →

June 29, 2009

The FR3SH, The Good & The Ugly (BET Awards Review)

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas!!

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If you don’t live under a rock I’m sure you all tuned in last night to watch the BET awards hosted by Jamie Foxx. Since Michael Jackson’s passing on Thursday BET basically had to rearrange the whole, entire show in order to pay tribute to the pop icon just in three days. The show wasn’t HORRIBLE like a lot of people are saying but there were some bittersweet moments I will admit. Although I do think people set their expectations too high for last night’s show because we all knew that MJ would be the highlight of the night. Many thought Chris Brown would perform a special tribute to MJ but were highly disappointed when he was nowhere in sight. Let’s be serious with ourselves people….Chris just got five years probation, 180 days of community service, a requirement to attend domestic-abuse classes for a year AND he must stay 50 yards away 4rom Rihanna (except functions like award shows where he has to stay 10 yards away) 4 five years….do YOU REALLY THINK he was gonna perform?? Like fa real?? Yes I know it would of been some GOOD SHIT and made MJ proud (since he basically is the only other person who can dance like mike) if Chris was able to perform but the whole Rihanna incident is just too fresh 4 that to have happened. My whole opinion of the show is it was decent for the time they had to re-do everything so let’s cut BET some slack folks. There will be plenty more MJ tributes aired soon that are more organized. For now what people really need 2 worry about is letting MJ literally REST IN PEACE..damn!!! But let’s go over the FR3SH, the good and the UGLY moments that everyone is talking about from last night’s show.

THE FR3SH

NE-YO PERFORMING “LADY OF MY LIFE”

ne-yo-2007-clive-davis-pre-grammy-awards-party-01jBvrI loved Ne-yo’s performance. He sang MJ’s heartfelt song with such tranquility, it brought tears to millions of people’s eyes. Go head Ne-yo!!

BEYONCE PERFORMING “AVE MARIA” & SARAH MCLACHLAN’S “ANGEL”

beyonce-wedding-dressShe was AMAZING…and I won’t argue. Bey has many many haters but I’m sure everyone can agree that she did a GREAT job last night. Her voice is incredible.

JAY-Z SHITTIN’ ON THESE LAME “MC’S” WITH “D.O.A” (CAN’T WAIT 4 BP 3!!)

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Yes Jay, u’ve done it again….spoke the truth and nothin’ less. Got a lot of fellow rappers pissed but I mean somebody had 2 say somethin’ and who else could say what’s real but Hov??

MAXWELL’S “PRETTY WINGS” PERFORMANCE

maxwellMaxwell…got damn he can sing me 2 sleep n e night!!! His voice is just so smooth and comforting. His “Pretty Wings” performance was great. I really enjoyed it. He didn’t give 2 much and not 2 little. Perfect.

JANET JACKSON’S 1ST APPEARANCE SINCE MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEATH

Singer Janet Jackson onstage at the 2009 BET Awards at the ShriAll I can say about Janet is…she a damn soldier FORRR REAL. It took a lot of courage to do what she did. I salute her and have nothin’ but respect for what she did. God Bless Janet!!

THE GOOD

JAMIE FOXX’S BLAME IT PERFORMANCE

jamiefoxxbetawardsJamie was basically all over the place last night lol. His “Blame It” performance was pretty good. T-Pain and that (literally) BIG ASS CHAIN was doin’ 2 much, along with him sippin Nuvo (that’s my ish tho) on stage…so damn country lmao.

KERI HILSON PERFORMANCE

keri-hilson-in-stella-mccartney-skinny-ankle-zip-jeans-1Intro was spectacular with the whole motorcycle and MJ ensemble she sported. I love Ms. Keri but I think she needs to get her stamina up before tryin’ 2 dance here and there like Mike. Overall her performance was good.

SOULJA BOY’S “TURN MY SWAG ON” PERFORMANCE

soulja-boy-bet-awards-nomineesWhat can I say about Soulja Boy. As coon-like as his music is…I will admit it’s quite catchy and hard 2 escape. I enjoyed his “Turn My Swag” on performance, the ginormous bed was a nice touch. It wasn’t a great performance but it wasn’t horrible either.

THE O’JAY’S TRIBUTE

o'jaysThe O’Jays received the lifetime achievement award and who can forget Eddie Levert sayin’ SHIT before the bleep??!! Lol hilarious. But artists Johnny Gill, Trey Songz, Tevin Campbell and the oh so sexy Tyrese performed a few of the legendary group’s songs. Good tribute overall but a tad long…thanks 2 Don Cornelius talking 1 mph…but that’s Don 4 ya tho always did talk slow.

THE UGLY

NEW EDITION PERFORMANCE

neweditionUgh I’m so disappointed in New Edition’s tribute. The group (minus Bobby of course) performed some of MJ’s songs from when he was young such as “ABC” and “The Love You Save”. The imitation of The Jackson Five moves were okay but the singing….hmmm more practice fellas.

CIARA MURDERING “HEAL THE WORLD”

ciara-3They really couldn’t get somebody else to sing “Heal The World”??? Smh oh Ciara….A1 dancer you are but I think singing needs to be your last priority. Not only does “Super C” always run out of breath at 90% of her performances that I’ve seen by tryin’ 2 be another Beyonce (singing&dancing…FAST…it ain’t 4 everybody!!) but this performance oh lord it just didn’t do it 4 me. They should have let someone like Jill Scott, Vivian Green, Floetry, or India Arie do this one. FAIL.

YOUNG MONEY’S STRAIGHT COONERY

youngmoneyI love Weezy, point blank, period. But I was SHAKING MY DAMN HEAD at him and the rest of Young Money’s performance last night. Now Drake he was good it’s just too bad he tore his ACL so he had to perform sitting down but at least he was able to perform. But when “Every Girl” came on and Weezy galloped on stage that’s when it was downhill 4rom there. Majority of Drake’s songs are quite vulgar so it didn’t help that every damn word was bleeped out, especially on Wayne’s verse lol. And what was up with the LITTLE ASS GIRLS on stage with them??!! It’s just disturbing that 7 year old’s were on stage while the lyrics “I wish I could fuck (well edited version says LOVE) every girl in the world”. No no no. But what made matters even WORSE was when Weezy performed “Always Strapped” (alongside Birdman’s daddy wannabe ass) and had the nerve 2 say put your hands up 4 MJ DURING a song that let’s us know that nigga is always strapped when he hits the club…No. Michael Jackson was not about violence my nigga. I mean you really think “Beat It” wasn’t written 4 anti-gang purposes??!! As much as I’m a fan of Wayne and Drake and the rest of Young Money I was highly embarrassed during their performance. Thank God they didn’t involve Nicki in that mess.

There you have it sugaplumz the FR3SH, the Good, and the Ugly BET moments…agree or disagree the show was pretty okay for the time they had.

Until next time Lovahs && Hatas….This has been a FR3SH thought 4 ya!!!

P.S. The FR3SH and The good listings have been FR3SH approved by Reesebabey….not the Ugly though.

June 26, 2009

Moonwalkin’ In Heaven (A Tribute 2 Michael Jackson)

Salutations Lovahs && Hatas.

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I’m sure u all heard abt the heartbreakin’ (literally) loss of Michael Jackson yesterday June 25th who was  known very well as the king of pop. This news is very very shocking because we lost a true legend. I’m holding back tears as I do this post but 2day is the day 2 honor his work as an artist. I decided 2 put up all of his classic videos and trust it was hard finding majority of them (especially the full length 1’s). Also a lot of the embedded codes 4 the real version of his vids were disabled so sry folks gonna have 2 copy and past the links I give since wordpress isn’t letting me make the links clickable : ( but here we go folks…let’s start w/ the ABC video when MJ was still in The Jackson Five. 

Warning: Majority of these vid’s code 2 embed them on here have been disabled so I provided the link 4 ya’ll. 

Awww so cute : )

Here’s the I Want You Back video when The Jackson Five was on American Bandstand

This is 1 of my fave early vids….Jackson Five performing I’ll Be There and Feelin’ Alright on The Diana Ross special

Who’s Lovin’ You…so many artists began their careers singing this song.

I know everybody and they mama knows this 1…THRILLLLERRRR!!!! 

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtyJbIOZjS8

I’m BAD I’m BAD Ya know it!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG5NhkxQJQc

Billie Jean is not my lovahhhh she’s just a girl who thinks that I am the oonneee!!! Here’s the Billie Jean vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En-cHBv7UpA

Just beaaattt it (beat it!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

I know I loved me some You Rock My World vid w/ Chris Tucker!!!

I wanna rock with youuuu!! All niiigghhttt!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hK3Y1Ehv9c

Had 2 put this 1 up. Here’s Black or White

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI9OYMRwN1Q

The way ya make me feellll!! Ya really turn me ooonn!! Here’s the vid 4 The Way You Make Me Feel 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEU9Q8NlOiY

Smooth Criminal…he looked great in this 1

He looked good in this 1 too lol…Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk

Another day has goooneee…I’m still all aloonneee. Here’s the You Are Not Alone vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8rYl6K2STc

Vid 4 In The Closet vid…hot 1.

All I wanna say is that they don’t really care about us!!! Enjoy….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCqQ2JcQWGs

Here’s the vid of MJ performing Human Nature on his Dangerous Tour

 

 Dirty Diana vid : ) 

Here’s MJ’s 1988 Grammy Awards where he performed Man In The Mirror

Just 4 the hell of it…a vid of Michael Jackson’s best dance moves. I love this one the most. 

I HAD 2 throw this 1 in..best collabo of all time. Scream featuring Janet Jackson. I remember when my big sis performed 2 this @ her middle school  talent show lol

Until next time Lovahs && Hatas…This has been a FR3SH tribute 4 ya!!

thriller-michael-jacksonR.I.P Michael Jackson

1958-2009 

U Will Be Missed